Tuesday, 31 January 2012

BLOG #27: iPhone vs snake skin shoes

Saturday 28th January.

A date that two months ago I thought would be ingrained in my head. For it was upgrade day. I thought, come the day, I'd be legging it down to o2 having chosen the phone I wanted weeks before.

The 28th came, my diary told me the experiment was over so sure I went shopping, but for a fit, fit, FIT pair of shoes and some new undies, not for a phone. At no point did I feel the urge to even step foot in the o2 store, not even after my feet had had a makeover.

And I don't think it was at all because I was distracted by three glasses of champagne and people watching with Libbi...
No, it just didn't fill me with any excitement. I just felt there was no rush. I've 'survived' this long, a few more days won't hurt.

And in my head at least those 4 inch snake skin beauties were far more practical.

Look at them people! No competition.


Wednesday, 25 January 2012

BLOG #26: The cringe factor was nearly so much worse

So I had my interview on the radio this morning. And what a hair raising experience it was.

I've never been on telly or radio and generally avoid speaking publicly at all costs (but make up for that by obliviously chatting away to smaller audiences) so I was quite apprehensive about the call. I mean it was live and unfortunately you know how much I tend to swear...

Stupidly too, I drew attention to it by sharing the news with everyone, what a pressure inducing error if ever there was one.

Anyway I woke up early to listen to the first couple of hours of the show before I was on. I thought it ironic (?) that the other story was about the 'controversial' plans to expand the Secret Garden Party when all I could think was "Bring it on!" because I'm heading there in July. Thought best to keep out of that debate before I made any enemies. But anyway I digress.

They called at 7.45am and after a two minute chat to explain how it would work they put me on so I could hear the intro bit before they invited me to talk. During this time I got completely flustered and accidently pressed a button on my phone and I couldn't hear anything. I had no idea what I pressed so I just pressed the 'Talk' button and thank every beautiful thing on this planet I could hear the intro again. I literally cannot imagine anything more embarrassing than if they'd said "And now lets speak to Leonie"..... *silence*.... " Oh we seem to have lost her". CRINGE!

Luckily, I was put out of my misery and was on before I knew it. I went to say 'Hi Jeremy' and my voice was all hoarse! Unfortunately I must have sounded like I'd just woken up! I managed to subtley clear my throat and after that I don't really remember much else because it all kind of went by in a blur but I knew at some point I'd have to man up and listen to it on iPlayer...

 Having got over the initial "Do I really sound like that?" and the "Stop saying 'like' woman!" I tried to objectively listen to what I'd actually said. Apart from a cringey moment where 'Jez' talked over me and missed the point I was making about having to carry extra stuff it wasn't too bad except it unfortunately sounded like I hadn't learned anything from the experiment!

When I said I would be getting a phone again, I wanted to explain that was because of a safety perspective but then I rambled on about not being able to make calls at work (WTF!?) when what I actually wanted to follow up with was how I hope I'll be a different phone user after this experiment. - more on that when the experiment ends (which is next week not next month - they clearly didn't read my blog closely enough!)

Ah well - I think I did ok up until that point.

But seriously - do I really sound like that?!?!

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

BLOG #25: Five minutes of fame tomorrow

So yesterday I came home to an email from the guys at BBC Radio Cambridgeshire wanting to schedule something in for me to be on their breakfast show. It's scheduled for tomorrow morning and I am bricking it.

You know me guys, often the sufferer of verbal diarrhea, add to this my nervous disposition when speaking in front of large audiences and boom you have yourself a recipe for disaster that Gordon Ramsey would be proud of...

And it looks like there's no going back now!


I have no idea is you can read the shot but it says

'The Breakfast Team brings you the details about new controversial plans for the Secret Garden Party, and also speak to a Cambridge girl trying to survive for months without a mobile phone'

That's me! Wierd!

Wish me luck, I am going to need it.

BLOG #24: Statistical factoids update


The blog has now had 1073 hits - I have zero idea if this is any good but it has far exceeded my expectation, so thanks guys.

The most popular post is 'Digital diet quiz' - perhaps people are intrigued to see if they need to free themselves of some technological burdens?


Geographically I've had hits from every continent apart from Africa - Robbo, you can change this - hit it girl!


Latest unexpected readers come from the Ukraine and South Korea...

Monday, 16 January 2012

BLOG #23: Disturbing fact

More Android phones are activated every day than babies are born

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/ces/9013487/CES-2012-Android-activations-outpacing-baby-births.html

BLOG #22: Office banter

So today my boss  and I were chatting to our MD and we (MD and I) found ourselves taking the piss out of my boss's rather rubbish mobile phone.

Our MD asked 'Did that come out of a cracker?'

I just snubbed it as 'old school'.

And then I realised who the heck am I to judge? At least he has a phone! Albeit prehistoric.

OK I exaggerate with this picture but you get the idea... I'm beginning to wish I at least had one of these!!


Check out the moustache by the way!

Told my MD at that point about the experiment and he just said 'Blimey, you got any friends left?!'

Motivating words if there were any!

Sunday, 15 January 2012

BLOG #21: About time I started missing my phone

Six weeks in, two to go, and I'm finally starting to miss a few things about my phone

1: Not being able to make private calls during the day at work

I had some really good news this week. The kind that makes you grin from ear to ear. All I wanted to do was share it. But it wasn't the kind of conversation I wanted to have at my desk and it would take longer to explain than I cared to spend in a phone box.

My friend suggested this might be an ok time to borrow a mobile phone. Mitigating circumstances and all that. Although I was desperate to share the news with my mum and dad, I was also determined not to cheat on this experiment. I'd just have to wait until I got home.

The day passed. So. Painfully. Slowly. I had such an adrenaline rush on the go that at one point I had to leave my desk to do a lap of Broadgate Circle to get some energy out of my system. Finally the end of the day came and I have never cycled home so quickly.

Having shared the news with the fam I wanted to continue the celebration. I was having a quiet night in because I had a big day at work the next day so I wasn't about to crack open the bubbly - especially as I was on my own - wow that would be really sad.

2: Loud music

So a small solo celebration calls for music. Normally when I'm on a high like that one I put some loud music on and prance around my room for a bit. Yeah I know, I'm so cool. Last year Stu noticed me doing this to pathetically tinny tunes from my phone and bought me a dock so I could listen to music in my room properly. But the dock has sat idle since the beginning of the experiment. This time I would have given my right arm to blast Muse out of it at full volume.

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3: Those useful reminders

Now I know I did a Maths degree but somehow counting 28 days still aludes me. An app on my phone used to give me the heads up. Not this month...

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

BLOG #20: Vandalism and office mouse murder

And now for a few dark days of criminality and cruelty. And I admit, of moments I wished I'd had a phone...

First off a couple of petty criminals disturb the peace in on the hill...

Last weekend I was outside my house having a cigarette when two of Brixton's finest shining examples of the next generation started jumping on a long row of cars on my street breaking off the wing mirrors in the process. Shocked, I hid in my porch as I didn't want them to spot me and possibly turn their attentions away from battering the cars to battering me. They saw me, but carried on regardless. The cheek! I was so mad that they'd intimidated me to the extent that I didn't have the nerve to tell them to stop. You know me, I've got a bit of a gob on me and it takes a lot to silence me! All I could think was I must call the police. I was frozen until I was sure they'd gone far enough for me to stand on the pavement to get another proper look at them. Normally during such an excursion I'd have my phone in my hand to entertain me for the mere three minutes I'd be outside smoking. I could have taken a photo, got the number for the police ready to call with their descriptions. This time I couldn't do anything. I mentally logged their vitals and headed indoors to make the call.

I told the operator everything I knew, what they were wearing, approximate age and height. And then they asked me which way they were heading. At this point I realised all I could tell her was that they'd carried on walking down my road towards a T junction. I kicked myself that I hadn't stayed outside a moment longer to see if they'd gone left or right. I kept thinking, if I'd had a mobile I could have followed them, a safe distance behind, up the street a little to see which way they'd turned to give the operator better information and without too much delay. The operator didn't fill me with confidence that they'd be found, based on the sketchy details I'd provided, and no doubt bigger crimes at work in the Brixton area on a weekend evening.

Back inside I sat trying to calm myself. My friend Andy was on Facebook chat and started a conversation. I told him what had just happened. Seeking reassurance that I'd done as much as I could in my phoneless situation he made a point that by not having a phone I had made the call to the police from the safety of my own home rather than stupidly following the guys up the street. And I suppose he's right. Still I hope the cocky scumbags are caught.

But then I committed a crime myself

It was just your average day at the office today until I inadvertently murdered a mouse. Seeing that my colleague was about to head into a meeting I jumped up from my desk to ask her a quick question before she left. On my return I saw a lump on the carpet next to my chair. I thought I'd accidently brought the corner of the carpet up. Instinctively I reached for the carpet corner to pat it back down before anyone noticed the damage I'd caused in my haste. But as I got right up close I saw the little bit of carpet was in fact a mouse.

'Mouse!' I exclaimed - it wasn't a huge shock to me as we all know our office is full of them. If you work late and the office is really quiet you can here them running around in the filing cabinets, eating people's cereals. But still you don't expect to see one in the middle of the day. My colleague who sits next to me leapt up from her chair.

On inspection the mouse wasn't moving. 'Oh, dead mouse!' I reassured her. Calm returned. But also confusion. How had a dead mouse appeared out of nowhere next to my chair? It dawned on me that the little mouse had probably been on an excursion for food scraps when I'd rolled over it with my wheely chair. I hadn't even felt the bump. I was in a bit of a dash when I'd got up, the mouse hadn't stood a chance.

Once the mouse had been disposed of, the jokes of animal cruelty had subsided and after I'd made the embarrassing call to Facilities to explain that I'd inadvertently killed a mouse under my desk (they later politely referred to this as a 'mouse sighting'), I wished I'd had my phone to update my Facebook status with news of the comedy events. It might have entertained a few friends especially as it was that quiet time in the afternoon when people's attention deviates towards their news feed. Better late than never I saved the tale for here and now.

RIP little office mouse. I hope my colleagues were wrong when they teased me that I'd just orphaned a mischief of baby mice...

Saturday, 7 January 2012

BLOG #19: I am a loser

I was just Googling around about phonelessness and look what I stumbled across on the Urban Dictionary

Cell phoneless
Also playfully or seriously known as a loser. When a person has no cell phone. That's it. Either they are too cheap to buy their own or their parents are too cheap to pay for it.

*NOTE* It is extremely embarrassing to date someone who is cell phoneless because then you must call their home phone and endure their parents/siblings/other live in's answering the phone.
Taylor: What's your cell number?
Lisa: I don't have one. I am cell phoneless.
Taylor: Psh...loser.
 
 
I am officially defined as a loser!

Friday, 6 January 2012

BLOG #18: Digital diet quiz

Yesterday my Mum sent me this link to a article by the Telegraph that asked 'Is it time for your Digital Diet?'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/8992397/Is-it-time-for-your-Digital-Diet.html

It explains.. 'A digital diet begins with a brief detox. Spend a day or two without your technology. It’s not meant to torture you but to instill awareness of what you have been missing. Step two is to reboot and calculate your 'Virtual Weight Index’ - a formula that measures how weighed down you are by gadgets, emails, social networks and phone calls.'

OK so I think it's fair to say I've done the detox. I wonder what the online quiz that determines 'how weighed down you are' would have said if I still had my phone...

How many smart phones do you own?
1 - My beloved iPhone (3pts)

How many social networks do you use?
1 - Facebook and I'm on LinkedIn. Twitter could become a dangerous addiction so I've avoided (8pts - good job I avoided!)

How many laptops do you own?
That turn on? - 1 (1pt)

How many tablet or iPad-like devices do you own?
0 - I wish

How many email accounts do you use?
2 - work and my hotmail (4pts)

How many mobile phone texting services do you use?
2 - normal texts off my iPhone and What'sApp (a whopping 10pts)

How many online role-playing games do you log into?
Errrm definitely 0

How many desktop computers do you own?
0

How many digital cameras do you have?
2 - a real one and one pretending to be one on my iPhone (2pts)

How many additional gadgets that require a charger do you own?
0 - because everything I could ever need is on my iPhone...

How many blogs do you write or comment on?
0

Total 28. I was mediumly weighed down. At this point, Daniel Sieberg, creator of the diet quiz would have suggested I undertake a digital diet to help me 'stay sane and organised'. Oh go then!



Now let's see how I fare being phoneless...

How many smart phones do you own?
0

How many social networks do you use?
2 - Still avoiding Twitter, and seriously who on earth would follow me?! (8pts)

How many laptops do you own?
1 (1pt)

How many tablet or iPad-like devices do you own?
0

How many email accounts do you use?
3 - work, hotmail but I also had to set one up a gmail so I could get this blog. I don't use it but I'll count it in the spirit of the game (6pts ouch)

How many mobile phone texting services do you use?
0 - Boom.

How many online role-playing games do you log into?
0 - Life hasn't got that boring

How many desktop computers do you own?
0

How many digital cameras do you have?
1 (1pt)

How many additional gadgets that require a charger do you own?
1 - now I have an iPod (1pt)

How many blogs do you write or comment on?
1! (2pts)

Total 19. I am currently weighed down at a low level. So despite setting up this blog, using an iPod and creating a new email account I have still reduced some of the stress of the digital age in my life. And I don't count this blog as a burden, it's been a lot of fun so far!


BLOG #17: Steve makes me chuckle

Had to share this brilliant message I got today from my friend Steve.

'You'll like this, I just caught myself thinking how I must text you to find out how you're getting on without a phone! Sorry!'

I would let rip but it's his birthday on Sunday

Thursday, 5 January 2012

BLOG #16: Fact-tastic

Went out this evening for my brother's birthday and got chatting to one of his old housemates who works in online advertising. Anyway we got onto the price of advertising space, something I admit I haven't the foggiest about. He sells adverts at £20 per 1000 'clicks' which means my site is currently worth a very healthy £12.32!

This time next year, I most certainly won't be a millionaire.

At this point I told him about the very mediocre success of my blog. He seemed to like the idea of the experiment and admitted we've got ourselves into a sad state of affairs to the extent of...

Outdoors advertising is in decline, wait for it, because people don't look up very much anymore because they're looking down at their phones!

Let's rewrite the Theory of Evolution right now folks and add a dude on the right hunched over his phone...


So I'm going to start looking at billboards more often...

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

BLOG #15: Half way there

Passing the half way mark today I thought I'd reflect on how the experiment is going so far.

The first week I occasionally, but not as often as I expected, reached for my phone. It was a busy week at work and lots going on in the evenings so I didn't have too much time to miss my phone but I also didn't have much time to sort my life out on the internet when I got home either. This was my training week. At the same time as getting my head round the idea myself I was also trying to convince everyone else that

a) I hadn't completely lost it
b) It could be fun rather than painful
c) It wouldn't be too much extra effort for them.

Some people were easy to convince, others less so. I got a lot of wierd looks from people who just didn't seem to get it.

That week I slept really badly and not because I was out late but because I didn't trust the various alarm clocks I had set to wake me up. My paranoia resulted in daily trips to Maplin at first to buy the land line, then back to get the right wire for the landline and then back 3 more times to buy, return and replace alarm clocks that had pushed me to my limits of sleep deprivation. I settled on alarm clock number 3. Now I'm finding it much easier to get up. Thinking about it now I think it's because my alarm clock has a 5 minute snooze rather than 10 on the iPhone which annoyingly gave me just enough time to actually fall asleep again.

Dear Apple, and I don't think I'm alone when I say this, but the point of snooze is just that, a light doze, not a rude awakening from a coma. I'll definitely be holding onto the alarm clock at the end of this experiment.

Week two was busy again with Christmas dos and finishing up the last bits of shopping. A couple of times I could have done with Google on the go (I was lost of course) but I survived. Also that week BBC Radio Cambridge contacted me after a friend passed this blog onto them. Until that point my blog was only really for me and anyone who was particularly bored or bizarrely interested in how I was getting on. That was day 17 and I discovered the blog had attracted 350 hits (I admit some of those were my own from when I checked how the blog looked). It's now day 28 and there have been 544 and it's not counting mine anymore. Seems people don't have much better to do at 11pm that surf cr@p blogs like this one. Hey-hum.

Week three, Christmas, was the week I was most unsure of. I was worried that being out of London, away from my friends and normal life would highlight my lack of phoneage. I took my laptop home to stay 'connected' (broad band in the sticks is sluggish at best and when you couple that with my Dad's combine harvester of a computer you're in real trouble) but it sat unused for the first 3 days. I was too busy enjoying the company of my family, making my first coffee in a cafetiere and learning how to lay a fire (that stays lit) to feel the need to contact anyone. I had finally switched off.

But there was space for one more perk of the week...

Now you all know I have a tendancy to leave my phone lying around - I wouldn't be here if I didn't -well that doesn't stop when I'm back home. The house has lots of rooms so inevitably this gives me lots of neat little places to leave it. Normally because something shiny catches my eye and my attention waivers. Dad always manages to stumble across it first, normally before I've even noticed it's missing, and seems to take satisfaction in giving me the 'When are you going to start looking after your belongings?' lecture. Who can blame him when you look at the the things I've lost/had stolen along the years

3 Digital Cameras (starting with the first my Dad ever bought me)
3 laptops (along with all my Uni photos)
6 (probably more) mobile phones including one I borrowed from someone as an interim phone and 3 that were lost down the loo after getting into the unfortunate habit of carrying my phone in my back pocket. Don't do it people!
2 pieces of sentimental jewellery (one turned up 2 years later under the carpet in my car)
2 wallets one of which was inherited from my Gran (well technically I threw that one in the bin after a picnic in the park)
1 watch given as a Valentines gift
1 bike
1 mini disc player
1 iPod
2 work passes
3 oyster cards
1 glove box - this one really wasn't my fault someone broke into my car (I was parked on a dodgy estate admittedly) to steal some mix CDs and took the glove box, I can only assume, as a swag bag. Imagine the look on my Dad's face when I told him that one.

Oh and there was that one time when I was housesitting while my parents were on trip of a lifetime to Canada and I went out for the day and we got burgled while I was gone... basically I've lost and been subject to a number of thefts over the years and I only have myself to blame. 

This time around, there were no lectures because there was no phone to be left to it's own devices. I made an extra special effort to clear my mess up behind me when I left a room and take my belongings to bed with me at night. I was quite pleased with myself for about 5 minutes only to be falsely accused of 'littering' (ah maybe I see when Al gets his OCDness from afterall). Well I didn't waste a moment before grassing up my brother who only hours before had farted on my head for 'old times sake' after a war over the best armchair in the sitting room. Sorry I digress.

Last day with my brothers and sisters and we took a day trip to Cambridge to hit the sales, see some colleges and visit a restaurant we haven't been to in years. The sales were hectic, as you can imagine, so we decided to split to ease the pain. I suggested we meet up again at 1pm outside M&S. Everyone looked uncomfortable. After explaining three times to Ali where M&S was (he's the worrier in our family), Als offered to lend me her Blackberry 'just in case' - she clearly didn't trust the plan - well she is married to the face farter so who can blame her :)

[Just a quick interjection - yes there really are an 'Al', an 'Ali' and an 'Als' in my family]

'Nope, let's make a plan and stick to it instead' I responded and before any of them had a chance to argue with me I headed off to spend the vouchers it turned out I'd forgotten to bring with me.

The next week was the first time in 4 years I'd had the time off between Christmas and New Year and the first time in 13 years I'd spent that time without a phone. Chilling at my Dad's enjoying an iPlayer catch up fest our home phone rang. Normally I completely ignore it because it's not going to be for me is it?
I picked up the phone 'Hello?', praying it wasn't another cold caller.

A little voice answered 'Hi, is Leonie there?'

It was Amy calling to finalise our New Year's plans.

And that moment took me back those 13 years to when I was 15 and my friends used to call the house all the time to talk on the phone for hours about the latest issue of Just Seventeen, which non existent skirt we planned to wear to the next disco, what nail polish so-and-so was wearing on Tuesday or the latest hottie in Eastenders. It was a great memory to relive. Thanks Laney.

So that's four weeks done, and 4 to go.

Monday, 2 January 2012

BLOG #14: NYE blunder overted

Just a very quick one... I am so very glad I didn't have a phone on New Year's Eve or I most certainly would have sent a text message I might have regretted. First, albeit small, phoneless victory for 2012.